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Joined: 28 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 1:33 pm    Post subject: Welcome A Lamprey  Reply with quote    

Welcome aboard

Awfully sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. Oops, is that a tactless thing to say?

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Thankyou for the welcome. Unfortunately I shall probably have little to add in areas such as land management, grow your own or cookery but I look forwards to chipping in where appropriate.

jema
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Location: escaped from Swindon
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

welcome, could you please correct your email address in your profile as it has bounced.

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Corrected.

nettie



Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 5886
Location: Suffolk
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Hello there

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Welcome A. Lamprey. It's nice not to be be the only fish around here. But I must mention that we Haddocks are very allergic to blood sucking parasites!........oops!...did that just slip out

Haddock



Joined: 24 Apr 2005
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Location: Marburg, Germany
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

I have absolutely no idea who sent the last post
Obviously some fishwit who forgot to login (again)

Treacodactyl
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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 05 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Haddock wrote:
I have absolutely no idea who sent the last post
Obviously some fishwit who forgot to login (again)


I thought there was something fishy about that post. Nice to see we've smoked you out again.

tahir



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 44075
Location: Essex
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Haddock wrote:
I must mention that we Haddocks are very allergic to blood sucking parasites!........oops!...did that just slip out


Another lampreyphobic

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

We face a constant struggle against prejudice.

Jonnyboy



Joined: 29 Oct 2004
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Location: under some rain.
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

A. Lamprey wrote:
We face a constant struggle against prejudice.


Get over it, you don't see eels coming on here having a bitch do you?

Behemoth



Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19007
Location: Leeds
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

I'm hungry.

judith



Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Posts: 22789
Location: Montgomeryshire
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Are lampreys rich in Omega 3 fatty acids? (Just asking, no particular reason).

Behemoth



Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19007
Location: Leeds
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Lamprey Brewet

1 Good Sized Lamprey
140g (5oz) Butter
3 fl White Wine
1 tbsp Mixed Sweet Herbs, chopped
tsp Ground Ginger
tsp Cloves
Salt and Pepper

Soak the lamprey for about 4 hours in salted water.
Drain and wash well.
Cook in boiling salted water for 15 minutes
Drain, allow to cool.
Skin and cut into chunks about 3.5 cm (2 inches) thick.
Melt the butter in a heavy frying pan adding the spices and seasoning
Fry the lamprey for about 5 minutes on each side
Add the wine and herbs to the pan and bring to the boil, scraping the base of the pan to release the juices.
Adjust the seasoning.
Serve the lamprey (or eel) with the sauce accompanied by hot white bread.


It's not my intention to be offensive to lampreys but when you're classed as food in such a cruel society it must become a daily hazard.

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Jonnyboy wrote:
A. Lamprey wrote:
We face a constant struggle against prejudice.


Get over it, you don't see eels coming on here having a bitch do you?


Eels are notoriously illiterate and technophobic.

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