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tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
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Location: Essex

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:35 pm Post subject:

Treacodactyl wrote:

Put a cat flap in the gate with a slide right down to your house - instant dinner.

Also appealing

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 18397
Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:36 pm Post subject:

Behemoth wrote:

You could stand there menacingly and say to the rabbits:

Do you see any squirrels?
Do you see an hares?
Do you see any muntjac?
Why do you feel so lucky, bunny?

Aren't you supposed to add on the end... "and do you feel lucky bunny?" in a gravelly voice, whilst pointing a Magnum (isn't that an ice lolly?) or some such overly masculine firearm at the hapless bunny (who is so dim he clearly thinks he can make a run for it).

Or is my imagination just going into overdrive now?

Jonnyboy

Joined: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 23956
Location: under some rain.

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:38 pm Post subject:

tahir wrote:

Jonnyboy wrote:

How deep did you bury it?

Haven't done it yet, Rich the tractor (who's doing it with his digger) said 12"down and 6" out

Shouldn't he be Dick the Digger then?

Treacodactyl
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:38 pm Post subject:

Mary-Jane wrote:

whilst pointing a Magnum (isn't that an ice lolly?)

I thought that was a hairy private eye, still it might work.

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
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Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:39 pm Post subject:

Treacodactyl wrote:

Mary-Jane wrote:

whilst pointing a Magnum (isn't that an ice lolly?)

I thought that was a hairy private eye, still it might work.

Can eyes be hairy?

Andy B

Joined: 12 Jan 2005
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Location: Brum

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:39 pm Post subject:
Picture Tahir in his wellies pointing said ice lolloy at Thumper. Not Nice !!

mochyn

Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 24585
Location: mid-Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:42 pm Post subject:

Mary-Jane wrote:

Can eyes be hairy?

You should try some of the hangovers I've had...

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45420
Location: Essex

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:43 pm Post subject:

Jonnyboy wrote:

Shouldn't he be Dick the Digger then?

Nah, he's multi purpose is Rich

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 18397
Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:47 pm Post subject:

Andy B wrote:

Picture Tahir in his wellies pointing said ice lolloy at Thumper. Not Nice !!

When I was a kid and went out rough shooting with my late Pa, I shot my first rabbit and promptly burst into tears and sobbed "Daddy, I've shot Thumper..."

Didn't last long though, by the time we got home and the said bunny was skinned and in the pot I'd forgotten all about it.

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 18397
Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:53 pm Post subject:

So let me get this straight for anyone who might be joining the thread at this point in time. We have suggested the following to Tahir:

He needs to bury his gate 6' in the ground, then sit on it wearing furry ear muffs, along with his mate Dickie Digger (who has hairy eyes), pointing a Magnum ice lolly and shouting "Do you feel lucky boy? But if you don't feel lucky that'll be 50p for you and a quid each for your mates - oh, and if you're after any squirrels, muntjac, hare or other such yobbos you'll not find 'em in here ".

And this will solve his rabbit problem.

Was that about right?

Treacodactyl
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:56 pm Post subject:
Why can't you just take out an ASBO on the bunnies?

mochyn

Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 24585
Location: mid-Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:58 pm Post subject:
An elegant summary, M-J. The legal training wasn't completely wasted, then?

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 18397
Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:58 pm Post subject:

Treacodactyl wrote:

Why can't you just take out an ASBO on the bunnies?

They're not entitled to Legal Aid.

Mary-Jane

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 18397
Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 12:59 pm Post subject:

mochyn wrote:

An elegant summary, M-J. The legal training wasn't completely wasted, then?

Aw shucks - this is what I spent years revising and sitting law exams for.

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 45460
Location: yes

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 06 9:33 pm Post subject:
electric makes em cautious

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