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Brownbear



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Samantha Holmes, are you looking for the finest trousers on the internet? Of course you are, but now your search is over. Right here, in the forum that deals with technical site issues and telling people off, you will find Brownbear's Trouser Emporium, the finest purveyors or virtual trousers anywhere in Internetshire.

No more "Ugh, Mummy, these trousers taste nasty!" misery: your children will be both well dressed and well nourished with Brownbear's Trousers.

Now available in the brand new and exciting Beef Flares!

Penny Outskirts



Joined: 18 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    



I was going to delete the spammer, but I think I'll leave it now!!

chez



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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    



Is this the right thread for Sean and my's advert for Complimentary Therapies?

Chickem



Joined: 27 Mar 2009
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Location: Sunny Devon
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 9:29 am    Post subject: Re: Are you searching for the clothing alpaca...? Reply with quote
    

halbergace wrote:
Considering treating yourself or someone special to one of the finest, natural luxury fibres in the world? Something exclusive and beautifully made by skilled craftsmen? 100% natural? Eco friendly? Ethically produced? Exquisitely soft? Uniquely warm without too much weight and bulk? Exceptionally hardwearing? And something which will last and see you through from season to season? Well look no further than my stunning collection of luxury gifts and accessories handmade using finest Alpaca yarn. If you’re looking for unique birthday gifts or presents for special occasions, I’m sure you’ll find something to suit!

My fashion range includes alpaca sweaters, cardigans, hats and gloves, and alpaca scarves for women and men.

The Tiny Feet collection features unique baby gifts ideal as christening presents including alpaca blankets, shawls and booties.

The Homeware collection includes alpaca bedsocks, fur slippers, cushion covers and bed throws.






Errrr.........not really no!


Penny Outskirts



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

£39 for a pair of socks, however beautifully hand crafted, is just too much

chez



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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Oh you are SUCH a miser, Penny. It's quality, innit!

Brownbear



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

There's something disturbingly illiterate/Yoda-like about the title as well... '

Are you looking for the clothing alpaca?'

'No, I have the money insufficient.'

Chickem



Joined: 27 Mar 2009
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Location: Sunny Devon
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Or are you looking for the clothing, Alpaca?
Didn't know they wore clothes

Mary-Jane



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Location: The Fishing Strumpet is from Ceredigion in West Wales
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Chickem wrote:
Didn't know they wore clothes


Do you think they cross-dress as well?

Penny Outskirts



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Mary-Jane wrote:
Chickem wrote:
Didn't know they wore clothes


Do you think they cross-dress as well?


Cross dressing Alpaccas

12Bore



Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 9089
Location: Paddling in the Mersey
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Penny wrote:
Mary-Jane wrote:
Chickem wrote:
Didn't know they wore clothes


Do you think they cross-dress as well?


Cross dressing Alpaccas

Sequins and gold llamay?

chez



Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35934
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

*passes 12bore's coat*

Chickem



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    


Splutter!!

12Bore



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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Someone had to, and it's usually me..............................




ETA, not the cross dressing, we have enough of that with the brother in law

gil
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 10 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

This thread is hilarious. Thank you all !!!

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